Remember the other day when I said I was unnaturally interested in Kendra's–of the Playboy Girls Next Door Kendras–wedding? My close personal friend Daisy sent me this photo:
That's my friend Daisy in the middle. Of course her name isn't really Daisy. How many people do you know named Daisy who aren't ducks or dogs?
At any rate, Daisy is one of my friends in LA, and I'm telling you that when you live in LA, you just never know when you're gonna end up as a sandwich between Bridget and Kendra. With Hef lurking off in the back like some figure in a Goya painting.
Now, listen. Here's what I have to say. If I were a man or a lesbian, I would pick my friend Daisy. She just seems more…you know, real. She is beautiful, but in a much more understated way.
But seeing as I am not a lesbian or a man, I am probably looking at it all wrong. I am thinking about which gal would be more fun to go to coffee with, or talk to on the phone. I already know that Daisy is fun to go to coffee with and to talk to on the phone.
(Daisy is German. Like, from Germany German, as opposed to me, who is from Michigan German. She has never. Ever. Been one second late for any plan we ever made. Once she even tried driving around my block to be a little late, and she got there to the minute on time. Germans. At least we're on time.)
Anyway, someone attracted to women would not think, gee, which one would I want to have coffee with? Right?
So here's what I want to know. From the four men out there who read this blog, are you really, every one of you, attracted to the Playboy bunny type? All of you? Really? I need to know. Okay, I don't NEED to know, but I'm so currrrious, as Margaret Cho's mom would say.
For the ladies in the house, what's your opinion? Do you think this blonde, hooty-hoot look is what men really like? Then why do they always pick Mary Ann and not Ginger? Hmmm?
(Oh. And I named this post Bunny Mom because I often find myself driving home from work behind a woman whose license plate reads "Bunny Mom." I am obsessed. Is she literally a mother to bunnies? Like, she birthed them? Because the world has enough bunnies, doesn't it? Do we really need humans to help out, there? Or, alternatively, is she a former Playboy Bunny who is now a mom? Because that seems a little inappropriate to group together in one thought.)
(And by the way, she tailgates when she drives and goes really fast. So maybe she is like the hare in Tortoise and the Hare. But then why isn't she Hare Mom on her license plate?)
(These and other questions burn in my brain.)