Where Po?

That question only makes sense if I changed my name to Po. I did change my name to June Gardens, though, by the way, in my profile on this blog. When I first started blogging two years ago, this blog was about not spending, so my name was June Cutoff Cash, and Marvin was Marvin Gardens, like the Monopoly card. We are brilliant, really.

Then last year's blog was about health, so I was June GonnaEatThat and he was Marvin Gardensalad.

Now this year this blog is about nothing, so I decided to make us Marvin and June Gardens. Then we will finally have the same last name.

None of that information is really relevant. I just wanted to tell you that I had a stupid stupid stupid migraine last night so I missed Ask June, which by the way I have decided to reduce to two questions at a time from now on. My friend David is a fancy Hollywood writer and he once told me that you should never make your blog posts too long, that reading the blog should never be a chore. I never want you to think, "Dang. I have to slop the pigs, paint the fence, AND read June Garden's blog today. Shoot."

Do you ever really think "shoot"? Anyway, Ask June was getting long, so two Qs at a time. And remember, ask your Ask June Qs here. (See? I fixed the link!)

So, my friend Marianne will be here in less than an hour, and we are gonna hang, although I hope not literally. However with the two of us you never know where the day is going to lead. So if we manage to not get hanged by the end of the day, I will return and Ask June you, and also somehow pick a comment of the week, although I have to tell you that I have said to myself, "shoot" and also, "That's it. THAT is the comment of the week" about 48 times this week so I don't even know what I'm gonna do.


Your friend and mine,

June Gardens

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At one point, I was sort of hot, in a "she's 27 and probably a 7" kind of a way. Now I'm old and have to develop a charming personality. Guess how that's going.

11 thoughts on “Where Po?”

  1. Nivram Nedrag!!! Good thing you hadn’t already chosen the comment of the week… ’cause I think that might have been it. Or maybe it’ll be IT for next week. Why he heck doesn’t J have a link to a blog? People that funny need to share.


  2. I wanted to name the little stray kitten Po. Emma wanted to name his Oscar…. so Oscar is his name.
    I like that J person.


  3. With all this shootin’ and hangin’ going on over there, you are going to change your last name to Eastwood or Wayne or Curly or somethin.
    Did you notice that Marvin Garden spelled backwards if Nivram Nedrag?


  4. June, i sensed your blog fatigue coming a few days ago. There i go being psychic again. We’re here for you , whenever.


  5. Here I thought you were a child of the revolution. A hold ever from the days of too much weed and not enough baths. I thought you were being all independent by not taking Marvin’s name or making him take yours. Shoot I guess now I’m going to have to let Kahuna use HIS last name and not mine since I do everything June Cutoffcash Gardens does.
    I often ask myself WWJCGD?


  6. Thank God you two took the plunge and he made a honest woman out of you. He finally bought the cow and now you can have the same last name.
    As for blog length… as with everything… bigger is better!


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